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11:06 am
6/29/09

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  • 12:18 trying to set up a visit to the Dominion Derby Girls while I'm in VA Beach. Scheduling madness, argh. #
  • 08:56 Dear interwebs gods: please stop effing with my ability to do my job
    ~Rachel~ #
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11:07 am
6/28/09

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  • 14:02 Kitty has come up w the perfect nautical pointing instrument- a non functional harpoon. Genius!
    ~Rachel~ #

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11:05 am
6/27/09

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  • 19:52 Humility isnt actually humility unless youre good enough at something to be humble- wisdom from joan of arcadia.
    ~Rachel~ #
  • 23:20 Remember that glass jar I dropped a while back? The shard of glass in my foot remembers!(*hope I got it all out- I'm freaked by splinters.) #
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11:05 am
6/26/09

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  • 14:55 Vacation next week! Hooray!
    ~Rachel~ #
  • 17:49 Planning a bridal shower for 80 and i cant even bring a date to the wedding. Worst deal ever. Fuck bridesmaidery.
    ~Rachel~ #
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11:08 am
6/25/09

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  • 14:08 Omg my computer is so slow it's killing me.
    ~Rachel~ #
  • 15:34 I just want you all to know that if i disappear i am not hiking the appalachian trail/having an affair in argentina. Wtf gov sanford? #
  • 15:37 Adulterous politician wisdom: the biggest self of self is self. Can anyone translate that into coherent?
    ~Rachel~ #
  • 22:30 So i threatened to punch someone if i'm not on the august roster. Good talk w/ my captain & cocaptain.
    ~Rachel~ #
  • 23:32 NEEDS 2 happen. Race to Bisexual Stripper Prison University-bit.ly/131OyE #
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11:06 am
6/24/09

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  • 22:34 Watching the nice purple bruise developing on my upper arm. like watching paint dry, except developing color's from blood vs petrochemicals. #
  • 09:19 All i want today is a nap. And a manicure, my nails are beat.
    ~Rachel~ #
  • 09:53 I kind of want to check this out Saturday: bit.ly/gwvLQ #
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11:07 am
6/23/09

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  • 13:34 This is fantastic: bit.ly/4XpcR #
  • 15:06 Oh god. Can it be October NOW? bit.ly/15lJZQ #
  • 16:57 need a nautical-themed whip to boss the steamers bench around with next month. Ideas? A riding crop seems not steamer-ish enough. #
  • 09:24 Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha: bit.ly/C0XVk #
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11:08 am
6/22/09

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  • 15:01 twitpic.com/810mm - Chrissie is this the sort of thing you were thinking of for the hazard cup? #
  • 19:12 twitpic.com/81wro - O hai pigeon chicks #
  • 20:54 Going to kitty's to watch true blood & eat pickled greenbeans. Theyre excellent!
    ~Rachel~ #
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11:06 am
6/21/09

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  • 00:06 Dilly beans with chipotle pepper vs regular red peppers- good, but not quite what i was hoping for from the recipe. Trying again asap. #

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11:05 am
6/20/09

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  • 00:47 Today I found a Nanette Lepore tweed skirt that fits me amazingly - at Goodwill. For $1.75 vs retail of $200+. LOVE Goodwill. LoveLoveLove. #

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11:05 am
6/19/09

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  • 12:57 eating a salad with approximately an entire field of dill in it- poor showing, prewashed salad people! I want balance, dammit! #
  • 13:14 Awesome. "If Television's a babysitter, the Internet's a drunk librarian who won't shut up" catandgirl.com/?page_id=921 #
  • 09:45 Dear sodaclub guy: when i say in my order that the office is open 9-6, do not show up @ 8:50. I don't have the cartridges & can't help you. #
  • 09:53 YES! Just found my fish-skeletons ring hidden in a purse- thought i had lost it & was v sad. Also discovered i can now wear sz 10 pants-Yay! #
  • 09:59 twitpic.com/7ssay - It seems this is what 3sz too big pants look like. prob too much work 2 cut down #
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11:07 am
6/18/09

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  • 15:39 So apparently I am totally allowed to change my derby name from Sass E. Wench to Mata Harmi if I want...now to decide- Do I want? #

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11:06 am
6/17/09

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  • 15:29 drank all my fizzy water, decided to try diet coke for 1st time in over a year- it is horrifically sweet, I took 2 sips & pitched the rest. #
  • 15:44 wearing glasses at my desk & using eyedrops because allergy-plagued contacts are trying to murder me. #
  • 15:48 related: getting these in white/silver (bit.ly/QhdBR
    ), + prescription sunglasses. #
  • 07:46 twitpic.com/7m4bg - Pigeon chicks! they look like aliens. #
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11:07 am
6/16/09

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  • 12:17 Woot, scrimmage canceled. Instead, i will do spinning at 6:30 or 7:30.
    ~Rachel~ #
  • 14:58 reconsidering spinning tonight- I'm just not feeling that enthusiastic. Nothing to do with S1 of True Blood on the coffee table waiting 4 me #
  • 15:48 Can amish roofers use a motorized roofers cart/bin to catch old shingles? Seems like cheating. Plus i wanna see a horse@ the window
    ~Rachel~ #
  • 16:20 trying to decide if I should buy fullsize Bumble&Bumble thickening spray&styling cream at wed. salon sale, they're 20% off if you buy 2. #
  • 16:23 existential hair-vs-finances crisis: will I still like these pricey hair products a bottle from now? #
  • 20:26 very carefully selected heatproof glass jar to make refrigerated pickled green beans in. Not-so-carefully dropped it on kitchen floor. Lame. #
  • 23:35 ugh- new next door neighbors are significantly louder than old ones, also spend more time on balcony. Laaaame. I miss old (quiet) neighbors. #
  • 10:00 I think la quinta is stalking me.
    ~Rachel~ #
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11:05 am
6/15/09

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  • 15:34 Hanging a shelf in my bedroom, planting tomatoes & tarragon & hanging ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUSLY OVERSIZED cherry tomato pot from Donzells. #
  • 10:03 So not feeling practice-ey for tonight, but i know i need it.
    ~Rachel~ #
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11:04 am
6/14/09

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  • 10:05 We won last night, and now i have tiny squashes and an almost-red tomato. Wooohoo!
    ~Rachel~ #

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11:04 am
6/13/09

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  • 12:32 Weirdly, bangs make me feel like lady gaga
    ~Rachel~ #
  • 12:41 twitpic.com/77d5c - Bangs! #
  • 14:12 Playing with fake eyelashes while warming up lunch. Breakfast was a coke icee at noon. I love days off. #
  • 20:05 Lists make suicide much calmer. Good to know
    ~Rachel~ #
  • 09:04 Ugh- overslept & missed jenny craig. rescheduled for 10 so yay i can actually fix the hair, it makes for really unfortunate bedhead
    ~Rachel~ #
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11:05 am
6/12/09

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  • 15:36 Super pumped to have discovered there will be quadriplegic rugby in pittsburgh in november &cbus in december. Who's going with me?
    ~Rachel~ #
  • 22:55 Cleaning the apartment in a blue satin cocktail dress at 11 pm- there has to be a name for this level of weird.
    ~Rachel~ #
  • 22:57 But damn do i look good. Related: think i'm stealing katy perry's haircut tomorrow. She's ridiculous but her hair is great.
    ~Rachel~ #
  • 09:18 11:30 Haircut- bangs, y/n?
    ~Rachel~ #
  • 09:24 Stealing this cut, I think- slightly shorter tho. bit.ly/Ki5nx #
  • 09:28 bit.ly/nsn0O
    -the top 2 are the end goal, but I wouldnt hate having any of the bangs #
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11:06 am
6/11/09

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  • 16:17 Dear online banking: why so slow?
    ~Rachel~ #
  • 08:18 There was an amish couple taking a stroll around my block as i was leaving
    ~Rachel~ #
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11:06 am
6/10/09

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  • 11:15 So am i being an asshole if i get a hotelroom in cleveland to avoid driving home fri nite & back to cle saturday for a july 4 party? #
  • 11:21 Going to va beach on the 30th, coming back late on the 3rd, & abby's dad does a great 4th of july fireworkstravaganza yearly in bay village. #
  • 11:23 Think i might do it just because I really have no desire to spend that much time in the car. #
  • 11:53 ...aand done. I am a fiscally irresponsible ass. #
  • 14:44 Dear author: i can overlook many things, but when you call m&ms "good chocolate", your book is getting chucked across the room.
    ~Rachel~ #
  • 10:26 It occured to me monday(as i met my new nextdoor neighbor on the way 2 practice)that i spend too much time assuring ppl im not a hooker. #
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