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11:02 am
11/8/09

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11:20 Spinning's over. And the car next to me has a pipe for a bumper. Auto parts: ur doin it wrong. #
11:24 11:23- A good time for breakfast, no? #
11:44 Um, 1220ish? #
12:32 Carpooling to black & blue w new derby girl robin! #
16:14 twitpic.com/ontkx - WSM new shirt. The periodic table on a tee= nerdery FTW! #
21:32 RT @aedison I really hope the person who decided that Chloe Sevigny is attractive is getting the help that they need. --so true. #
21:49 Black and Blue both rocked the house....er, Wolstein Center- such an awesome bout! #
07:22 My seat bones hurt from spinning. Dear padded bike skort: you fail. #
10:44 Listening to Peaches and reorganizing derby paperwork. I should tot listen to Peaches at work, it would be a good time. #

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11:02 am 11/7/09 Leave a comment	metroprincess tweet tweet. 16:47 Ref gifts: purchased! # 00:30 There has been an interesting development here. # 03:24 Omg amish onslaught @ ihop # 03:33 Sheena is a punk rocker= good drive-home music at 330 am # 09:27 Spinning class. Because sleep is clearly overrated. # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter

11:02 am
11/6/09

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12:03 After last night's registration-stravaganza, NEO has 48 skaters. I am over the moon! #
15:12 Yess! Taking my last vacation day of the year tomorrow- next Monday, I start over with all new vacation time. Woohoo! #
15:47 I want someone to make merry with tomorrow. What are you all doing with your Friday? #
17:40 There is slush on my windshield. Fuck ohio. #
07:45 Dancing to Can't Shake It- good start to the weekend. Today, I have missions to accomplish! (including Beer Friday with the lovely @EvaNRRG) #
08:40 To my wives: Drunk NASCAR Toaster (how's that for a name? Bet it wouldn't conflict with any others!) has been managed. You're safe now. #
10:05 Theyre taking out the tub in the apt upstairs- not a relaxing shower experience, waiting for a sledgehammer to come thru the ceiling. #
10:14 I just burned my leg with the hair dryer. SMOOTH. #
10:47 So apparently my fashion statement for the day is grill marks on my inner thigh. i am zombie barbecue on the move. #

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11:02 am
11/5/09

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14:10 kinda liking this for the awards banquet: bit.ly/27O2wN Fake hair ahoy! #
15:36 Ugh. Nonsense is being discussed, and I am growing cranky with it all. #
16:48 La, la, la...@EvaNRRG I think I need Beer Friday today on Wednesday. Is that problematic? #
16:51 Can I have beer Wednesday while registering newbies? I am not skating tonight... (Kidding! ...Mostly.) #
17:17 Anxiously awaiting my chance to booze it up with @evanrrg. Is derby-wifedom covered by spousal privilege? #
17:42 'Institutional dickishness' would be a great band name. That is all. #
17:56 Just got an electric bill for $2.03. Dear Falls Electric, can we end the ritual of you sending me a ridiculous and disproportionate bill, #
17:57 only to follow up with an equally ridiculous yet much easier-to-stomach small bill? Just bill me WHAT YOU SHOULD and we'll both be happy. #
18:43 Newbie registration-stravaganza in 3...2...1... #
23:06 "I feel like i'm in a NASCAR race with a drunk driver" -we all know how @EvaNRRG feels. #

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11:02 am
11/4/09

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14:22 Vote cast, rent paid, gym membership purchased, errands run, portfolio assembled. Now to continue cleaning #
22:25 Game night with neighbors. Reminded of how nerdy cute neighbor boy is. Suspect i am not nearly jesusy enough to date him tho. Oh well #
22:35 that was meant as "how nerdy-cute N is", not "how nerdy cute N is" - nerdy is modifying cute. Important for clarity of objectification #
22:35 super excited to get all these new girls registered tomorrow- hope we have enough gear!!! #

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11:01 am
11/3/09

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13:33 Damnation. Interview postponed until after Nationals(week of 11-16) Still super excited though, I would LOVE to work for this company. #
13:35 How can a Whopper Junior have 420 calories? </fastfoodcravingsthatwillgounmet> At least the coke icee is only 110. #
16:45 haha, love Jezebel commenters: She put the "you've got to be fucking kidding me" in "wow, you've got to be fucking kidding me." #
18:54 cfo.cityofcf.com/website/content/parksandrec/nat/groupfitness.pdf - Fitness. Yes. #
19:15 Enjoying Do You Wanna Date My Avatar- bit.ly/2cQ32B despite being way behind on hearing bout it #
07:16 RT @KentKSmith twitpic.com/o3wl8 - Today is Election Day. Polls are open (in Ohio) from 630AM - 730PM. --Everyone go vote! #

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11:01 am 11/2/09 Leave a comment	metroprincess tweet tweet. 14:03 Mummified baby birds found on balcony: 1. Nightmares resulting from said finding: legions. # 18:08 twitpic.com/nxjj3 - Is this the cat version of headdesk? # 20:31 At open skate, dreaming of dinner. # 10:04 Woot-interview tomorrow! # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter

11:02 am
11/1/09

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12:33 Bank error- direct deposit didnt go as planned- to bank a for cash & then bank b to deposit rent moolah #
12:57 Crisis averted. Now i have to get kitty's card & some appropriate wedding wrapping paper #
19:28 What do vegan zombies crave?

GRAAAAAAINS #
19:50 twitpic.com/nrk1d - Betty with a pumpkin on her head. Win. #
23:10 This halloween, my costume is 'old uncool person who doesnt have it in her to go out to bars, and is instead staying home and sleeping. #

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11:04 am 10/31/09 Leave a comment	metroprincess tweet tweet. 18:16 Going to Casa Names for info handoff # 23:02 Mm-taco bell Frutista freeze. The cashier wants to join the league & is already telling her coworkers 'im gonna be on a roller derby league' # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter

11:07 am
10/30/09

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12:53 Holy crap x3- sent my resume to a friend who works for a client of an ad agency in akron- got an email from his contact- who I know that he #
12:58 had passed along my resume directly to the VP of the agency, who would love to talk to me. WOOO-mothereffing-HOO, ya'll! #
15:13 Dear career center: 'it's perfect' -while flattering- is not really constructive resume feedback. #
16:09 Someone remind me that it would not be wise to invite the guy from borders, cute & entertained by a halloween wedding though he may be, to #
16:10 Kitty's wedding. Intellectually i know this, but he's pretty cute & my resolve is weak. #
20:57 Being back @ college weight means I can wear the BEST SUIT IN THE WORLD again. Shame it got hemmed too short- thx, Mom. Kitten heels ahoy! #

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11:05 am
10/29/09

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14:56 Just sent a resume off to a company where i have heard employees occasionally spend the night. But they also have margaritas sometimes. #
14:56 This seems like a fair tradeoff. #
18:21 Just realized I have inadvertently been carrying around a horror movie in my purse. The "your purse is too big" crowd miiiight have a point. #
22:06 Aaaaand...offseason begins now. #
22:12 Warhol commented that i was "extra zoomy & fast" tonight- it made me laugh. #
22:15 Mmmm...cheeseburger & coke icee. Official dinner of happy rollergirls. At least this one #
08:46 Organized freezer, sent out some resumes, have yet to put on pants. Days off are pretty much glorious. #

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11:04 am
10/28/09

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14:00 I think you will do well at it. You're personable. You talk a weird language, but you're personable. - Names on my Board election #
16:05 "Basically the water is full of motherfuckers. I'll come to the beach, but I'm just building a sandcastle. " - AV club commenter wisdom #
17:44 Hot topic sale scoping- i so shouldnt. Yet i am. #
18:17 Dear hot topic: your clearance skirt selection disappoints- mostly bc i haveone of them at full price. Disapprove #
23:04 Practice wasn't even the full 2 hours, yet i'm completely whipped-how'd that happen? #
10:42 Tomorrow at this time, I plan to be bundled up warmly and not sitting at my desk thinking cold thoughts. Boo cold. #

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11:04 am 10/27/09 Leave a comment	metroprincess tweet tweet. 15:14 "I fcking love hummus"= you should be muslim? Interesting. bit.ly/LYJ1x # 08:23* Loud blues guitar makes me a much more aggressive driver. Good to know. # 10:47 Catholic.org has a popup ad for Classmates.com. Color me amused. # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter

11:05 am
10/26/09

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14:00 I have a grody new rink rash courtesy of coffin falls. THAAANKS for teaching those to Chrissie, @killbasa. #
15:03 Say hello to the new Recruit & volunteers director, everyone! :) #
15:44 Seeing Inglourious Basterds again to celebrate. Woohoo! #
15:46 Who's in for open skate tonight? #
19:12 Dear movie boyfriend Eli Roth: you are super fun to look at and should be in more movies. Just a thought. #
19:20 Open skate funtimes ahoy! Rink rash may be more annoying now than it was when i initially inflicted it. Shame, that. #
21:10 Cold and sore-open skate only works if you dont spend it all catching up with an old friend. #
21:55 Punking out early for a hot bath & bed- i am old and uncool. #
08:32 Work interwebs: down. I may give up on today. #

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11:04 am
10/25/09

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13:14 cleaning binge! My apartment is a disaster- but not for much longer! #
23:14 I have eyeliner swirls all over my face and no desire to remove them. But i will, because I have even less desire to wash my pillowcase. #
23:58 So....Cabin Fever. I was expecting funny. Not "Why are all these characters such effing morons?" Disappointing. #
00:06 swanning about my apartment in a silk robe, because apparently while I wasn't looking I became convinced I am Hugh Hefner. #
09:45 Practice & elections-wish me luck! #

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11:04 am
10/24/09

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11:05 Sad they are refinishing the basement(laundry room's down there) floor today- I would do laundry today that ive been putting off for 2 wks. #
11:06 (luckily, I have MANY more undies than any 14 ppl should, & a sizable wardrobe of actual clothes as well - so I can postpone effectively) #
23:18 twitpic.com/mopod - Loving the new shoes-pointy and awesome #
09:56 Ugh. Up at jenny craig. thaaaanks, melting pot. Cheesy bastards. #

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11:05 am
10/23/09

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13:09 eating potstickers, reading Wired, and discussing a creative project. Good times! #
13:17 dear sir: stating that you liked The Great Gatsby bc "I like how Jay lived his life only to try to please Daisy" is frankly horrifying. #
14:16 Kind of want a Little Debbie Zebra Cake, even though I know they are disgusting and not as good as when I was a kid. (Yay improving tastes!) #
14:28 I'd endorse this: tinyurl.com/yh72q3x Chris Cornell is mega-pretty(thanks, @Jenisicecreams, for starting me on a top 10 lists binge!) #
15:02 Being transgressive and using the men's room at goodyear gemini- apparently the womens is locked and they...dont believe in locksmiths? #
16:02 Dear gemini store: plz finish my car asap or at least turn off Situation Room bc Wolf Blitzer has the brain of a sponge. #
09:33 RT @sween For the record, many countries spell certain English words diferently. For example, we spell "healthcare" as "a basic human right" #
09:33 (also, sween knows how to spell- I had to shorten that by 3 characters to RT it. #
09:47 www.whatsthatbug.com is pretty amazing. #
10:13 licking a lot of envelopes, hoping to avoid a papercut. I live a life of DANGER over here. ;) #
10:14 (the fact that I figured that out without even thinking about it makes me think perhaps I should shift my job searching to be more techy.) #
11:05 Sad they are refinishing the basement(laundry room's down there) floor today- I would do laundry today that ive been putting off for 2 wks. #

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11:04 am
10/22/09

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13:27 We have been inundated with drop-in salespeople from a salon. Weird. #
17:14 In this pic & the next, I look EVIL. bit.ly/TY6dR #
09:34 Discovered this AM that I have a screw in my tire. Who is going about losing fastenings on the highways and byways of the nation? #
10:38 Oh, Honeycrisp apples, I love you so. *munchmunchmunch* #

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11:15 am
10/21/09

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12:30 Derby life planning flowchart: bit.ly/uGyI1 #
14:04 ooh, bonus! Just realized I can now add Friday Spinning class back to the rotation. #
17:01 Just purchased my ticket for derby Nationals in Philly!!!! Have arranged for Friday and Monday pre and post off, so life is good! #
10:58 thinking about stats & it's making me cranky. If I played in 6 of 9 bouts & we only have stats for 4, my stats are not gonna be v accurate. #
11:01 ended that sentence too soon."..as a representation of me as a player." #

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11:14 am
10/20/09

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13:27 I want a nap. Problematic, as I have another four hours to go. #
13:40 Have managed to stab myself in the knuckle with MY OWN THUMBNAIL. How does that happen?!? #
14:48 People are being EFFING WEIRDOS today. Do not approve (also, I'm feeling stalked.Also do not approve.) Plus side: paid my elec. bill online #
14:56 pretty excited to have beer and pizza and bout-watching with the league tomorrow- have to remember to chill the beer tho! #
16:41 So wives: are we still in for natatorium workouts in the offseason? #
17:15 I keep poking my bruised thumb. I should stop that. #
17:40 I am all blarghy and smoker's-coughy. Is it from earpiercing shrieks or disease? Only time will tell #
18:13 Neighbor right by the elevator: kind of an ignorant obnoxious hobag. Hope she moves out soon. #
21:30 Ate a thousand times more at delanie's than i should have. Now, watching the IT Crowd. #
22:15 Dear eyeballs: stop fighting with the contacts #
09:06 scoping out the menu for our bout vid viewing party- there is nothing I can eat w/o consequence. Apparently I'll be up this wk at JCraig. #
09:06 (because not eating is not an option- I am a snacky bitch. And Scar is making treats. Cannot resist.) #

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